This is a rather old story that I have recently revisted to revise and edit. (I'm still updating it with new chapters on another website, but I'm late posting it here, so you guys will get it from the beginning, tell me if you like it or not!)

Episode 1: The beginning… I guess…

Hey kiddies my name is Ryan and I’m the creator of this crazy mixed up show of course it should be a good crazy mixed up show that I’m stealing from my brother. Lol. Well anyway, onward to business, I don’t know what this story is really about. But I’ll think of it as I go along which shouldn’t be too hard a task, I mean anyone can just think of things as they go along. Hmmmm… ahh… wait no that wont do, ummmm… oh yes; now I got it! Here you go, this is the beginning… I guess.

Voice: Jimo… Jimo! Wake up you dumb ass!

Jimo: (Slowly waking up while in bed) ahhhh… what… what’s going on Ryio?

Ryio: you got to get up man you slept late we, have to get to the 52nd level of sorcerer on Dark Age Of Camelot!

Jimo: oh, yeah… right… I’ll be on in a minute, just hold your horses.

Ryio: (Walking out of bedroom) just hurry it up, okay! Or you know what’ll happen.

Jimo: (Walking along with Ryio while putting his pants on) well, it’s just I had that dream again last night where that guy appeared and said that he was the creator of this mixed-up show, I mean it was weird and very educational.

Ryio: that’s interesting… I had the same dream; well it was one year ago today when I had it…

Jimo: by today, you actually mean “last night”, right?

Ryio: oh shut up! I should still probably look into this at dreamsandimages (Dot) com there might be a good explanation there.

Jimo: yeah, sure. (Rolling eyes) well anyway, before we log on I have to get the paper. (He walks outside to the mailbox) (Notices the friendly neighborhood Chinese Sorcerer) hello, Mr. Ashra!

Ashra: (Standing outside next to his mailbox grabbing his mail with a fat-ass and red cape on and coffee in the other grabbing the paper) hello my child of the Manarkie of light which brings forth of thee!

Jimo: okay Mr. Ashra, I think you need to take your aspirin.

Ashra: sure! That I shall do!!

Jimo: (Grabs paper and walks inside) (Starts reading at the table of the kitchen and notices an article) what!? Elvis Presley is alive again! I always knew that he was alive! That’s cool! Another article, hmmm… they say that demons may come to your home if you are not equipped with the things listed:
1. A sword
2. Potion of pure light
3. Magical wand
4. Johnnie’s jock strap.
5. Sir Isaacs pink cheese.
6. Shield
7. A sturdy ass
These things are required for your own protection and our own protection you never know when demons may attack you. Disclaimer: Demons may not exist but non-believers shall perish!

Jimo: God, I should really take that to heart… I could be murdered by a demon!

Ryio: (Yelling from the Computer Room) come on Jimo! You’re wasting money by prolonging our game!

Jimo: (Walking toward the room) coming…coming! Just hang tight I’m logging on now.

Narrator: alright people. Pause the episode… (Episode Pauses) thank you. You all may want to know what is going on here and who these people are, but don’t ask me any questions I get paid by the creator by the hour! Jimo is a guy with spiked up hair and a cool looking shirt with a stripe across the chest as well as a pretty attractive demeanor. Ryio, is a nerdy guy with glasses on and a weird shirt with a lighting bolt on in the middle of it, he may seem like a nerd but don’t mess with him he can really get pissed! Ashra is your regular ordinary crazy fat Chinese sorcerer man that randomly shows up rather you want him to or not. Mei, which you have yet to see, is the ordinary hot anime girl of whom will show up to aid our characters. You may think she is smart because she all about tidiness because she’s an Anime girl, well, she thinks she is but often times she experiences problems that only men would sometimes face in terms of her bodily functions and other problems, such as a secret that she doesn’t know about. There is also Jimo’s Red Dragon Smog which will also show up soon, he is a Dragon of whom practices the art of Islam; we all know where that’s going. Well back to the business at hand.Unpause!

Jimo: is it just me or did the whole world just pause for a couple seconds? (With hands smoothening out face)

Ryio: come on Jimo! Get on you Jock!

Jimo: sorry man, I’m getting on the game right now, I’m at the character select screen choosing my character.

Ryio: good! It’s about time! DAOC is your life!

(Jimo and Ryio play for a couple of hours)

Jimo: Ryio, I’ve made it to Level 51!

Ryio: not high enough you must reach 52… get me 52, 52, 52!

Jimo: got it my friend!

Ryio: wait a minute, we our not friends when playing DAOC in DAOC there is only war!

Jimo: you know what Ryio, you’re really funny when you get all into these games.

Ryio: SHUT THE HELL UP!

(Couple more hours later)

Jimo: we’ve been playing this since Four AM and it just turned twelve in the afternoon I think we should call it quits.

Ryio: quit… quit you say!? I have never heard of the word in my life! And the answer to your proposal is: noooooooo!!!!!!!!! We will never get off. Wait, have you reached 52?

Jimo: no…

Ryio: you son of a-

PLESE STAND BY WE ARE HAVING TECHNICAL DIFFICULLTITES AND WILL BE BACK ON LINE SHORTLY. BUT FOR NOW ENJOY GOOD ELEVATOR MUSIC:

Music: bum-de-bum-budda-budda- baa-buttyy- bud dad a- boom- crashing light- ba a- baaa!

NOW BACK TO THE SHOW!

(There is a knock at the door)

Jimo: Ryio, someone is at the door.

Ryio: well answer it, I don’t pay you for me to do all of your chores.

Jimo: okay.

Jimo: (walks toward door and turns knob) yea- (Stops to look at girl at door) my… my what a hot… hot bod- day it is! Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Girl: Hi, my name is Mei; I saw your sign out in the front that said there was a room available, I’d like to be a prospect if that’s alright with you.

Jimo: umm… wow… blab la… bla… blab la Blum Blum Blum. (Talking gibberish at the site of the beauty in front of him)

Mei: umm… are you okay? What’s your name?

Jimo: Richard Richardson Pluto bloomy cheese brain head guy.

Mei: really? well, hello there Richard Richardson Pluto bloomy cheese brain head guy.

Ryio: who is that Jimo? (Walking to door) who- (He pauses at the door and looks at Mei for a couple of minutes) you are welcomed in. My messiah of dreams! It’s about time we have someone to enjoy looking at in this house!

Narrator: didn’t completely expect this did you? I bet you had the notion that Jimo and Ryio were gay lovers. That is false of course. If they were I’m sure no one would have a problem with that… right? Am I right? Cause if I’m wrong then you guys are dicks and should be shot!

(Couple of minutes later)

Mei: (Sitting at table of kitchen) the reason I’m here asking about the room is because my boyfriend kicked me out for some reason and according to the sign outside there just happens to be a room available for rent.

Jimo: that sure sucks for you, especially since your so ho- innocent.

Ryio: so… why exactly did he kick you out? We need these details if we let you live here. We don’t want some asshole moving in with us, you know. Was he abusive? Or were you abusive?

Mei: actually he’s very nice, we had a good relationship with one another; we’d never abuse or harm each other at all, we loved each other. But when he told me to get out he was all bunched up in a corner and I had an axe in my hand, it was weird and I mean really weird!

Jimo: that’s interesting…

Ryio: alright then, here are the way things work in this house: there is one bathroom with a toilet and a bathtub and none of that girly bull crap, and there are ten computer rooms which contain sixty computers in each one, and five hundred copies of Dark Age of Camelot, we are avid MMORPG players here. (Shows Mei the Kitchen that they are already sitting in) This is the kitchen which contains good and delicious foods that you will be forced to eat because I said so, and there are a couple of other rooms as well, but I will explain them later. The last and final thing is that if you don’t get logged onto Dark Age of Camelot when I say so you will be cussed out, I cussed out Jimo a couple hours ago and let me tell you, it wasn’t pretty.

Jimo: one more! One more rule! When my Dragon-friend Smog comes here please treat him with the utmost respect, he can get kind of cranky sometimes.

Mei: A Dragon? Named Smog?

Jimo: oh yeah, you haven’t met Smog? Okay I’ll call him here, come Smog here Smog! Come on boy! Come on! (Calling for his “Dragon”

(A couple of minutes later)

Mei: are you sure you aren’t just crazy?

Jimo: no, he’s coming he just has to travel a long way to get here from the “Dragon Lance” region.

Mei: oh…

(The winds pick up and a figure come through the kitchen door at a fast speed)

Mei: whoa! Was that him!?

Jimo: yep, I can see he’s in a fast mood today!

Smog: (Runs in when Jimo said that in the kitchen) the only mood I’m in is a pissed off one. (Has a somewhat deep voice consisting of that of a Gruff Dragon voice and for lack of a better term a black man’s voice)

Jimo: alright Mei, meet Smog. Smog, meet Mei.

Mei: ummm… hi…

Smog: so you finally got you a female, huh? It’s about time your faithless ass get somethin’ good!

Jimo: well… I….

Smog: you should probably the Prophets in my at My Mosque look into her more, see if she’s even worthy to be graced by the hands of a Devil such as yourself. (Referring to Jimo)

Jimo: oh yeah, I forgot to mention he’s a Muslim.

Smog: and proud of it, the white Dragon put us red dragons through misery, they have oppressed us for years and I say, as Elijah-the-Dragon Mohammed once said: “Fight fire with fire” literally. And ain’t nobody else goin’ to tell me otherwise!

Ryio: come on! Stop showing her that useless Dragon!

Smog: who are you calling useless!?

Jimo: here they go again.

Mei: what?

Jimo: Ryio and Smog have a history of rabbling.

Smog: rabble, rabble, rabble!

Ryio: rabble, rabble, rabble!

Jimo: see what I mean?

(Ryio and Smog continue rabbling when Mei and Jimo walk down the hall of the house)

Jimo: I guess I’ll give you the tour of our little nameless neighborhood…

Mei: sure, sounds cool!

Jimo: (Walks outside with Mei) that big Chinese sorcerer over there is our friend Ashra, he’s about I’d say… 679 years old and he talks about weird things throughout the day it’s exciting, weirdness always turns me on. Down the road is the local 7-11 Jimo and I go down there a lot to get our daily slurpies. And that yellow and orange-ish object you see in the sky is the sun. (Points toward a tree) That is a tree that I call old reliable. And there are many people I know around this neighborhood, I can’t name them all here, but they are awesome. Of course things have been a little different since Ryio moved in with me…

Mei: he seems very controlling, what’s his story?

Jimo: I’ll tell you later.

Mei: you know Jimo; you seem like a nice guy.

Jimo: I’d like to think I am…

Mei: (Suddenly her eyes turn red and she pulls out an axe) BUT TOO BAD I HAVE TO KILL YOU!!!

Jimo: what the!?

Mei: (Swings the axe and acts blood thirsty) die!!!!

Jimo: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Runs away extremely fast down the side walk)

Mei: come here my little mongoose! (Chasing after Jimo)

Jimo: why are you doing this Mei!?

Mei: Mei!? My name is not Mei! It’s Randall D. Isson!

Jimo: (Thinks for a moment and remembers when Mei said that when her boyfriend kicked her out she had an axe in her hand and he was bunched up in a corner) that’s it! She has a split personality!

Mei/Randall: one that will kill, kill, kill!!!! (She stands right next to him slashing her axe at him but she keeps missing)

Jimo: (Runs away again) Smog! Help me boy! Smog!

(Ashra stands outside making a weird spell in a casting pose with his hands and says some weird Chinese incantation)

Jimo: huh!?

(It hits Randall thus knocking her out)

Jimo: whoa! Thank you Mr. Ashra!

Ashra: don’t mention it my child…. (Slowly walks away)

(Later in the house Mei/Randall is sleeping in the bed of Jimo’s bedroom)

Ryio: so then, she’s a Multiple personality disorder sufferer?

Jimo: afraid so.

Ryio: I knew it! I just knew it! No one can be as good looking as she is and not be a MPDS!

Jimo: well, we’re just going to have to live with it, Ryio.

Ryio: I don’t live with people that’ll hurt and possibly kill me!

Jimo: just give her a chance!

(Mei starts waking up)

Jimo: oh good I was wondering when you were going to start coming around!

Mei: ah… what happened… oh I must have fainted again. (Gets up out of bed) I feel so woozy maybe I should take some Tylenols or something.

Ryio: sure, you do that.

Mei: (Walking toward bathroom) (With her hand on her head) ahhhh, my head!

Jimo: should we tell her that she has an MPD?

Ryio/Jimo: (Both look at each other) naaaah!

(To Be Continued)

Guys I would like to tell you all that more of this wonderful saga is on the way and Episode 2 will soon be coming out just hold your horses and you will be amazed by how wonderful that this series will get. I don’t know what Episode 2 will be called but I will soon think of it I am the creator and all. But just be happy about the new Episode coming soon. I’m someone who’ll actually try to update! P.S. Be ready for some good stupid comedy coming soon.


Hey! I figured out the next Episode’s name!

Episode 2: Enter Demonlor! The new character.